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alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

vampishly:

practical uses for men

vampishly:

practical uses for men

Brendan asked if he could come round this weekend. Shame I’m going home. He’s gonna come when I’m back. If he brings Miller again I will get naked

I just spilt my brew all over me too

I just ate like 8 slices of toast cus I’m going home tomorrow and it would have gone stale otherwise. I feel so full. I forgot about breakfast so I have nothing for breakfast

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal